Monday, January 22, 2007

Now That's Just Wrong

A pet shop owner has just marketed something new for rich Fido companions: beer for dogs. There are three things that concern me with this product: 1) We are not given the alcohol content, so we're not sure just how drunk little Spot is going to get from sharing a bowl with the leash holder, which could lead to abuse charges in animal rights friendly Europe. 2) The "beer" is fit for human consumption, to which I retort, "Nu-uh!" And 3) the doggie hooch costs 4 times as much as a "people" beer. What's to stop me from helping my four-legged best friend to one of my own bottles? Like I said, "That's just wrong."

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