Ooh! The Familia Café Terrace continues from the summer drama and moves
into fall. How do I know? Riho tells the regulars about a new fall menu.
Ami has new funny Groucho glasses. Oho. Shiragiku and Akane hanging all
over Hayato annoys Ouka. Jealousy? Appropriate public displays of
affection? Harem drama! The workplace lacks discipline! Uh oh. Five girls
declare war on the Familia Café Terrace. Who are they? Five new harem
archetypes to worry about.
Ouka scolds the other goddesses. The café needs discipline! Ami is all
about it! Ouka accuses Akane and Shiragiku of being in love with Hayato!
Uh duh. But don’t impede the café’s service experience! They didn’t. Riho!
Back Ouka up! Uh oh, again! Riho is in love with Hayato, too! Ack. Riho
also has a “history” with Hayato in Goddess Café Terrace. Oh well.
To protect the café, Ouka will cede harem advantage points to win the war!
What war are you trying to win, Ouka? She’s also in love with Hayato!
Nobody believes her, even after all the biscuit discussion. Because
hearing young adult women almost say “chin-chin” is hilarious, am I
right?
Cover Ami’s ears. Akane, the most “adult” of the goddesses when Shiragiku
is sober, cross-examines Ouka’s “relationship” with Hayato’s biscuit.
Chinsukou
is an Okinawan biscuit that looks like biscotti, but the pun with
chin-chin is too easy not to ignore. Ouka did more than look at Hayato’s
biscuit, right? Akane calls Ouka’s bluff! Goddess Café Terrace has
censored dialogue! Akane is so bold! Akane would have done “this and that”
to Hayato’s biscuit without hesitation. Not fair! Riho complains about
Ouka “getting ahead” of everyone else’s turn to eat biscuits! Riho’s in
love with Hayato, too!
Hahaha! Both Akane and Shiragiku admit they’ve already confessed their
love to Hayato. Forget all that. Riho wants to know from Ouka how Hayato’s
biscuit tasted! Eep. Ami is the odd one out. When will
Goddess Café Terrace show her growing up? Har. Ouka claims she’s
lying about everything. No one believes her! Ahahaha! Ami never fails to
disappoint! Hayato, tell the girls about your grown-up biscuit! Uh oh.
Hayato blames Ouka for teaching Ami “adult” language.
Ami still plays retro video games, like Street Fighter II. She
keeps the cartridge in a safe place. With her mask collection! “Blanka”
demolishes “Cuile.” Ouka needs “girl talk” with her sister, Kikka. Hayato
has a harem! And the other girls “got ahead” of Ouka! Kikka’s twin is not
ready to admit she has feelings yet. Too much serious talking for
Goddess Café Terrace now, so it’s time for loud yelling while naked
in the bath! Steamy contrails of censorship! Ouka sees Hayato’s
biscuit!
Oh. Ouka now likes Hayato. And that biscuit. Ha! Ami’s banana gives Ouka
bathroom flashbacks. Oh, dear. A literal banana peel gag. And a water tub
dropping! Big sis Ouka wants to tease Hayato. She awakened her dominatrix
side! How often will we see Ami’s TRI (Tub Releasing Instrument)
weapon?
Ack. This ghost story drama will end flatly. Bathos, people. That shadow
looks like a cat sneaked inside the house. Ah.
Goddess Café Terrace has an excuse for Akane fanservice and to
introduce a vulnerability. She needs help to go to the toilet because
she’s too afraid of the “ghost!” How embarrassing. The usually calm,
collected Akane is a fraidy cat. This show has the best lines, “Just pull
your underwear up already!” And she fainted after looking at a cat.
Underboob is our reward.
Poor Hayato. He has another mouth to feed. Hahaha! Riho hates the
Longcat meme! Even though it’s a boy, the kids named the cat after Grandma
Sachiko.
Here we go. The grandmothers of the goddesses of the Familia Café Terrace
have maiden names that Grandma Kasukabe recognizes. A bathos backstory
develops for the summer season. Aha. Sachiko the cat found an old photo
with six girls in it. Generational harem story!
Next time, the Familia Café Terrace has a knockoff café for competition. I
like the tan one.
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