Monday, December 21, 2020

Strike Witches - Road to Berlin - Episode 7 - Yoshika's Magic Leaks Out

The magical power of oppai provides Yoshika with a sudden burst of power she can't contain.

Yoshika's problems with stable magic aren't over yet as the Strike Witches had to scrub a mission when she had a sudden loss of power. The doctors explained that Yoshika had two problems. The first one was stabilized pressure, which she consciously monitors. The second one was an unstable flow of magic from her source. She can't modulate pressure if she has nothing in the tank. Lynne decided to look for medicinal herbs in the nearby Nederland forest to help recover magic quickly, but she found an odd religious idol instead. Lucchini took quite a liking to the clay figurine.

As Lucchini teased Perrine about the size of her boobs, the idol suddenly came to life and turned Lucchini's A-Cup into a J-Cup! Lucchini enjoyed the growth spurt, and so did Yoshika, but then her personality changed and the idol started floating. Lucchini seemed motivated in searching for other witches for some reason.

Lucchini came upon Sanya and Eila in the garden and converted them into boob zombies too! Lucchini claimed she needed six more witches to give their "fertility" to the priestess. Lynne figured out they needed to break that idol before the magical curse claimed six more of their colleagues. But who is the "priestess?"

The eye catches explain Yoshika's magic problem of source and pressure and remind us of the reason (or two big reasons) why Lynne is Yoshika's best friend. Yoshika should be booking cuddle time with Lynne instead of doing active physical training with Shizuka. Just a suggestion.

The Strike Witches armed themselves with their pottery breaking weapons of choice. Shirley thought she was well protected from the boob crazy Lucchini zombie, but these fertility monsters come from the oppai school of bigger is always better.

Yoshika found out that a frying pan is no match for that fertility idol. Now the unaffected witches needed to avoid Shirley, the fastest Strike Witch. Things don't look good!

The boob zombies Saya and Eila almost cornered Perrine and Lynne, but Perrine's complex about her small boobs and needing to protect well-endowed Lynne gave her an extra burst of motivation.

Yoshika and Shizuka reconnected with Perrine and Lynne in the root cellar, but unfortunately Perrine became infected from that flying tackle into Eila and Sanya. After rejoicing at finally having big boobs, Perrine got down to business of making more boob zombies. Shizuka sacrificed herself to let Yoshika and Lynne escape, but I think she just wanted to enjoy having big boobs too.

Meanwhile, the three German, er, Karlsland witches were totally unaware of the oppai infection running around the base. Minna's big boobs weren't going to protect her from boob zombies making them bigger, as we saw with Shirley. The small boob complex was also going to present a temptation for the flat justice crowd, as Erica claimed to pay back Trude for rescuing her last episode. She just wanted bigger boobs.

Yoshika and Lynne found themselves in the final scenes of a monster movie. Trude couldn't defeat Jason, er, the fertility idol and all the other converted witches chased down the last uninfected characters. Monsters never let characters turn in their v-cards so Yoshika's attempt at getting a shot of Lynne's boob power ended in failure. Yoshika let herself get captured to save Lynne!

It turned out that Yoshika was the "priestess" to whom the boob zombies needed give their "fertility." Uh, wouldn't this solve Yoshika's magic source problem? Maybe, maybe not, but Lynne wasn't going to let the boob zombies have their way. Lynne's pure sniper bullet broke that idol and the all the boob zombies lost their endowments. In the debrief, the newer witches wondered why Yoshika received a shot of magic from touching boobs like the fertility infection, but Shirley reminded them that Yoshika just got excited from touching big boobs. Like always. Please, Lynne. Take one for the team and your best friend!

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