life.11 - "life.MAX VS power.MAX 'Man vs. Man'"
Heh.
Sairaorg!
Oh man. Releasing limiters. Every damn Japanese show...
Whoa! Rossweisse got one-shotted!
Kiba uses his drag power golems, but they all get one-shotted too.
Wow! Rossweisse didn't retire. They used deception with Excalibur Transparency from parts of Xenovia's Durandal.
And then she got one-shotted for real.
Oh ho. Kiba and Xenovia took one of Sairaorg's arms!
And then they were both dispatched quickly afterward. Still, it was all according to Kiba's plan to make Sairaorg use a Phoenix Tear.
Sexy time with Kuisha Abaddon? Ah, no. She got one-shotted by a pissed off Issei. She actually was retired by Sairaorg before Issei landed his punch because it would have killed her. The point of that short match was to show people can actually die in these games if they don't retire or resign quickly enough.
Ah. Sairaorg wants to break the rules and just move on to the final match between the leftover pieces. According to the rules, Issei couldn't participate because pieces can't fight two matches in a row. The judges allowed it because of how few pieces were left to both sides.
Who is this in the eye catches? Wasn't she in one scene in episode 7 for like three seconds? *quickly looks up stuff on the internet* This is apparently Seekvaira Agares, one of the devils with her own peerage like Sairaorg or Rias. I doubt this lady would be joining Issei's harem, but that guy's a greedy bastard when it comes to oppai, so anything is possible.
Here it comes! Sairaorg vs Issei Punch! All the boosts in the world just to make Sairaorg bleed a little bit.
Masked dude is a puppet of some sort? Oh, he's actually a Sacred Gear with the spirit of the Lion of Nemea in it. It's a battle-axe in its resting form, strong enough to be designated one of the 13 Longinus blades. The guy goes by the name Regulus Nemea.
Regulus is a bit unstable, so he can only be used if Sairaorg is close by to manage him.
Ooh. Kiba had another wrinkle to his plan. Sairaorg's recently restored arm is just a bit slower and weaker, giving Issei an advantage in dodging and landing his own blow.
Ah well. It's not like Rias could handle a melee type forever. She's bleeding to death, so Issei has to use a Phoenix Tear on her. Now they're all even-stevens with Asia still sitting around as an alternate.
Issei and Sairaorg have the manliest dialogue I've heard in a long time. Otoko!
Uh oh. Can Sairaorg use Sacred Gear without any innate magic? Apparently so.
Well duh. If Issei is going to match Sairaorg with his Regulus Balance Breaker, he'll have to use Juggernaut Drive.
Too bad the other sacred gear users left after they gave Issei his "potential." Now it's all back to hatred and cursing powering the Juggernaut Drive.
Yeah! Little kids are in the middle of a Hero Show cheering for Oppai Dragon!
Well, there it is. The power of oppai compels Issei to make his own version of Juggernaut Drive, powered by the love of oppai instead of hatred. His crystals are red like Rias' hair.
Next time, instead of MAX we're fighting to the MAXIMUM! The "life" stuff in the title refers to Issei, right? And the "power" is supposed to be Sairaorg? Nobody ever explains these things.
Geh.
The random choice of Seekvaira Agares on a pool float and a NSFW wardrobe malfunction provides the only new ecchiness this episode.
The only other bit of nudity is a flashback to Rias' bounciness waking Issei from his Juggernaut Drive rampage in Episode 0.
Good times, good times. But there better be even better times for the finale!
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