Warriors always want new better armor, whether they look like bikinis or not.
Yes, Bikini Warriors is that kind of show, all 4 minutes of it.
I have to assume Fighter, Paladin, Mage and Dark Elf are wearing magical armor, because they're barely protected from my, er, other people's leering eyes, much less monster attacks.
They do like the attention their outfits get, but they seem to think it's because they're adventurers instead of their amazing anatomy.
Oh, but just ask them to wear actual bikinis and THEN they get all self-conscious.
Well, at least they know their new magical armor actually works and they can be happy about that. So can I!
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