10 Second Anime - Rail Wars! - Episode 6

Rail Wars! - Episode 6



Takayama thinks he receives a death threat, and Haruka slowly loses all her clothes during the chase. Criminals get caught in the Train Museum as Takayama and Haruka are rescued.

Geh.

Watch out Haruka! That net is closer to some parts of your body than others!

Aoi looks like she's much more serious about this volleyball game than Haruka.

Please come back in a couple of days to look at the uncut version of this review. Haruka is running around in her underwear (and less!), so that means a lot of her screen time was cut out during normal broadcast. What will be shown? Shh. It's a secret.



Nana spent some quality time with Haruka in the locker room, which looked like it also got edited. And with a plot where the actual story is just how many pieces of clothing will Haruka take off before the end of the episode, this is about all the cheesecake that survived.



Oh, they'll show steamy nudity, but not underwear. Go figure on that.

Update.

Boo. Webcast used the pan and scan abridged version the TV stations used. No changes at all.

Update Again.

See this new post for the differences in the blu-rays. Yowza!

Heh.

What are the odds that Haruka would be rescued by Takayama from the same closet in the Train Museum that Haruka was in 8 years, 3 months, and 15 days ago? Oh, it's anime. We'll call that 90%.

Haruka and Aoi better watch out for Mari. She's got the inside track on Takayama's heart. Well, literally, she's inside the track in his model train room.

Why did Haruka and Takayama have to meet each other in Akihabara? Because this show knows its demographic...

Will we find out who's inside that Tsuba Tettsu suit? Whoever it was seemed to know where the members of Public Safety Crew 4 were most of the time.



Now, I can understand Takayama mistaking life insurance junk mail for a death threat, but Haruka too? She's supposed to be the smart one. At least she got a fake life and death adventure with her hero, with assassin cats and air soft snipers.

Is it legal to put catnip in cat food? Even just getting close to those cans gave Haruka extra animal magnetism.



Maybe it was bad canning, and a lot of the cat food ended up on the outside before they got cleaned up. Otherwise, a cat wouldn't just be happy with the outside of a can; they should want what's on the inside.



The best parts of the episode, besides Haruka slowly losing all her clothes and running around in her underwear, were Nana and Hitomi being all casual.



All of Nana's team, including her, were supposed to be suspended and under house arrest for chasing a bomber's known associate, but Hitomi had to take Nana shopping with her.



I knew Nana was short, and we know Hitomi isn't all that tall, but when you put them side by side, we see that Nana is really short.

However, she knows how to make anyone blush. Like she did with Haruka when she mentioned Takayama's name in the locker room, and how she gets Hitomi to admit to a personal shortcoming.



We know that Nana went lingerie shopping with Hitomi last week, but what were they shopping for this week? Something that would make Hitomi blush if other people saw her wearing it?  Only Nana knows for sure.



Hmm.

This was quite a nice progression of coincidences and comedy of errors that pushed this episode to ridiculous heights. Life insurance death threat? Assassin cats? That was ridiculous, but mix it in with well-timed broken phones and dead batteries, and a little paranoia, and we end up with Haruka jumping out of a closet wearing only her panties. Well, the last bit of clothing was ripped off by some real criminals wearing luchador masks breaking into the Train Museum for some reason. I'm sure we'll find out these guys are somehow related to the bomber. My guess is that the only coincidences in this show serve the purpose of getting our attractive characters out of their clothes. This week was another mission accomplished!