SchmoBike 30000!

I knew it was going to happen this year, and I figured it would be in August, so here we are. I wanted to make sure I captured the moment for posterity, so here's me checking how close I was:

Whew! Almost missed it. So I switched from monitoring my cadence to my mileage, and that felt similar to the days I got SchmoBike 10000 and SchmoBike 20000. Then, it happened:

Yay! I saw it took me 14 minutes to make 4 miles, and I told myself, "Back off, man! There was a hill and stoplights and stuff!" My other self said, "Whoa, okay. I wasn't going to say anything." Then both selves said, "Heh," and fist-bumped. Yeah, I'm weird.