Helmety Theft

I'm taking advantage of the free wifi at my hotel in Chico, (although for free broadband it's not very broad...) so I may as well post a Helmety Goodness Friday entry. So, let's talk about something the Empire, as in Empire Market, especially despises: shoplifting. Our favorite Day Shift Manager Chad walks us through his especially unforgiving tactics in discouraging, and disposing of, shoplifters. All too easy...

"You don't know; a shoplifter is a powerful enemy!"