Helmety Hackers

You know, most computer hackers are after data they can use, be it financial, industrial, military, or national security. But when it's Red vs. Blue, the antagonism runs so deep, that the two sides only want to use the data for the other side's eradication. In fact, the Reds are so spiteful, they even want to erase any mention of the Blues from public records. This raises an existential dilemma, however: do the Blues really exist if a search engine says "no records found"? I'll answer that by saying that a falling tree does make a sound when no one is around to hear it.


"What it means is what it's always meant: we rule, they suck."