Elf-san wa Yaserarenai - Episode 14 [BD] - Naoe Chloe Flirt

Would Chloe Kuroeda be the Good End route in Calorie Lover? She looks like the Best Girl!

What is going on? Naoe is smaller, and the elf girls have no pointy ears! And have different names than the polite forms Naoe uses. Is this high school harem rom-com anime now? Naoe’s childhood friends, Elfuda and Kuroeda, usually crawl into his bed. Convenient. “El” and “Chloe” walk to school together with Naoe. The music sounds like looping visual novel background stuff. OH! It’s the intro to Calorie Lovers! The “flabulous” new rom-com. That instantly reminded me of Princess Lover!.

Hilarious! The monster girls’ actual names in Plus-Sized Elf are the high school girls’ surnames. El Elfuda and Chloe Kuroeda make sense, but the other girls have creative replacements. Of course. Elfuda is still eating french fries, even on the way to school in the morning. Ohoho! El has french fries on her panties. “Melody” Mero is a tomboy. “Hana” Kusahanada has a flower name. Obscure “Iberiko” Oku refers to the black Iberian pig (イベリコ豚, iberiko buta). “Kotsue” Honeda uses the pronunciation for 骨 (kotsu — bone, skeleton) and 江 (e). These girls also notice how Naoe, the adult, talks to them politely.

Here come four more Plus-Sized Elf monster girls! Har. Raika is just Raika. Hoho. Satero’s name is “Pure.” Hitome, the cyclops, has Ai (eye), and Gonda has ドラ子 (Draco). Oops. The childhood friends raced ahead of their classmates for harem points. They all take turns staying at “Tomo-kun’s” place while his mother is away. Sounds familiar, huh? Somehow, the high school girl version of Gonda still speaks inside everyone’s heads. No surprises: “Chloe” is the class president. Hahaha! Ooeda is the homeroom teacher, and her name, Hyouka, sounds like part of the pronunciation for 過大評価 (overrating — kadaihyouka). “Hyouka-sensei” also belongs to Naoe’s harem.

Oh good. Calorie Lovers remembered to give the viewers nipple fanservice. These harem members are so competitive! Oho. See? Even a fictitious version of Plus-Sized Elf knows Kuroeda is the best girl. But a harem king gets respite after he pursues a route. Naoe can’t have a dozen fiancés in Japan.

Uh oh. Oga is Naoe’s mother! Huh? Kobo baby called him “Papa!” Things are going crazy here. How will Plus-Sized Elf ramp this absurdity up? Ah. A zombie apocalypse would do it. I love this turn to Calories of the Dead! Naoe’s sexy dream turned into a nightmare. Don’t eat unvetted diet supplements, people!

Nice. This was the only end we could have had. Satero gave Naoe a dream, but oddly, no eating. Do zombies eating you count? Oh! Because Kuroeda caught Satero mid-fantasy and turned it into a nightmare! Join the chubby girl challenge! Which Plus-Sized Elf tan girl has the better magic? Snapping panty straps vs. pure, innocent mind break — who ya got? No one. They both lose, but the audience wins! Look at that. Kuroeda and Satero smother Naoe the same way his harem fantasy started. The End!