Megami no Café Terrace - Episode 19 - Valentina Comments on Japanese Girls

Valentina listened to her Japanese friends discuss, in excruciating detail, about Hayato flopping around.

Ami gave Hayato an “elegant” squeeze but opts to sleep at home instead of joining the late-night harem hijinks. How did Ouka win the hot spot next to Hayato’s futon? Winning rock-paper-scissors! Oh, Akane. Letting your sweetheart see you wearing a Breathe-Right nasal strip is not the best look. But it’s better than Hayato hearing you snore!

Ha! Akane took off her nose strip before waking up Hayato. Way to go, Goddess Café Terrace. Innuendo about pent-up urges! Bladder control vs. a breaking dam of horniness. Hahaha! Akane will pee on your head if you don’t walk her to the toilet! Oof. How many times will Hayato step on Ouka? I bet three. Oops. Scaredy-cat Akane sees an opening after she shows Hayato an opening! Whoa! Hayato created his own opening in the inn’s wall. How many holes will he make during the night? I bet three! That ruined the mood. Better luck next time, Akane.

Next up in Goddess Café Terrace, Shiragiku. Is she still drunk? Second time for Ouka’s stomping. Yes. Shiragiku is still drunk! Which boob does Hayato prefer? The right or the left? Both. “Both” is an acceptable answer! That’s not good enough for Shiragiku, though. Boob roulette will force a choice on Hayato. Ack. Another hole in the wall! One more to go.

Riho ignores Hayato’s warning sign. What else is new? She wants her turn! She saw Hayato with Akane and Shiragiku! Oof × 3! RIP Ouka’s hips. So, how will Riho blast Hayato through the hotel wall? Hahaha! Hayato got it over with through the rule of Manzai comedy. Hit the same joke three times! Again, poor Ouka.

Hohoho. Ouka wakes up with a sore pelvis. Getting railed all night will do that. Or Hayato stepping on you. It was the latter. Sure, Riho, “the futons were really thin.” All that stepping, but Ouka never woke up. Instead, she dreamed Ami kept drop-kicking her. Close enough! They couldn’t withstand hours of the mating press! Ahem. Hee-hee. Hayato moved his head to the other side of the room so no one could wake him up anymore.

Uh oh, Goddess Café Terrace. Hayato skipped too many leg days. His trouser snake peeked out of his loose-fitting boxer briefs! Insulting. Ouka passed out because she thought the elephant in the room was a caterpillar. What happened to his “full sushi roll?” No morning wood for Hayato, apparently. Ahahaha! The girls seriously consider tucking him back in! Who’s brave enough to sort the twig and berries? Hahaha! Akane called Riho a slut to her face. Wait a minute. How would CHILDHOOD ACTOR Riho have seen a comedian’s sushi roll on a variety show? Was she on the Japanese network version of Nickelodeon? Oh, Mao would know what’s “big.” These girls are ruthless. Oh, come on. The “spigot” becomes cute because it belongs to the guy they like. Oh, boy.

Shifty. Hayato exposed his will and testament! How would you feel if innocent young women compared your scrotum to fried tofu? Stay asleep, Hayato! There it is, Goddess Café Terrace. Shiragiku needs a sniff! Perfect setup. Ouka had protected Kasukabe jewels, so she received them as a prize! No. That’s clearly wrong. Getting an eyeful of a trouser snake should turn Ouka to stone, not blind her. Finally, Ami arrived to save Hayato’s bacon. What’s her punchline? No big deal! Ami knows about one-eyed monsters peeking from her older brothers. She also has a surefire method for waking sleepy boys: Iron Claw! Fried tofu doesn’t stretch like that, ladies. Hahaha! Hayato can’t lie to himself about pleasant vacation memories.

This is a fun reunion. Valentina and Ami spar again. The Familia and Chiyoda Diner girls need all the deets about Hayato’s sushi roll. Mao expected an orgy! Well. We know from a past Goddess Café Terrace episode that her jam is group sex. Har. Ami let it out of the bag about Hayato letting himself out of his bag. Ball deployment! Hahaha! Shiragiku is still so salty that Ouka wouldn’t let her smell it! Mao is thirsty and ready for anything! She uses eryngii mushrooms for reference, as all good horny anime girls do. Uh oh. Ami told the harem that she got far ahead of them now. She slept with Hayato and let him elegantly squeeze her in the mixed bath.

Ohoho and aw. Valentina inadvertently warns Hayato about the henpecking he’s in store for. Of course. Of course! How often will Hayato walk in on undressing goddesses in Goddess Café Terrace? Spilled tea, this time. They’re so angry they don’t even have time to feel shame as they accuse him of lecherous lewdness with Ami!

Next time, the Christmas arc (and all that implies) begins. And Hayato meets Akane’s grandmother, so Goddess Café Terrace restarts the bathos.