Wednesday, July 05, 2023

Uchi no Kaisha no Chiisai Senpai no Hanashi - Episode 1 - Shiori Stretches

Shiori thinks deskwork makes her shoulders sore. She missed a couple obvious reasons.

The opening credits show a smol lady who doesn’t understand the effect she has on her tall male colleague. Do your best, Shinozaki! I see hints that My Tiny Senpai will have a hot springs inn business trip and a beach episode!

Shiori Katase of the Sunpick company is height-challenged. Oho. Shiori turns into a mischievous cat when she teases her junior colleague, Shinozaki. Head pats! With oppai at eye level! Shinozaki feels pampered every day.

Shiori likes playing with cats before work. Well. She thinks she saw a cat in the bushes. She’ll have you know she’s a responsible adult. Yup, Shinozaki is a regular dude. Like the rest of us, he thinks it’s more likely Shiori has sore shoulders from other reasons besides stress. Nice. Cute moans from shoulder rubbing. My Tiny Senpai understands its cultured audience. Shinozaki’s imagination is a fun place to be. Ha! Shiori’s shoulder rub looks like a cat kneading paws as it purrs. I didn’t hear purring, though. Uh oh. Her hands are too small to handle the big, hard Shinozaki... Phrasing!

Dude. Shiori is totally a cat. She sneaks up and pounces on Shinozaki in the breakroom. The junior officemate is about to have his first solo presentation, which takes Shiori back to her memory of a PowerPoint disaster. Cliché alert in My Tiny Senpai. Eat the kanji for “person” (人, hito) to allay nervousness from public speaking. The American standard used to be imagining audience members in their underwear, but I’m sure that’s sexual harassment these days. Talk to the hand! Haha! Shinozaki called Shiori “wifely.” Ah. Her hands are ticklish to a puff of breath. Where else is she sensitive?

Ooh. The product development group’s designers are all women and newbies like Shinozaki. Shinozaki’s childhood friend, Chinatsu, doesn’t want to attend their section’s monthly drinking party. Uh oh. Their familiarity breeds rumors! They’re not dating! Now Shiori is jealous. Of getting along with Chinatsu! Did My Tiny Senpai take a left turn to Yuri Town? No. Chinatsu has a habit of attracting cats. Shinozaki’s small and cute senpai is a cat.

My Tiny Senpai’s eye-catchers are cute and fluffy. Box and boob jokes. You gotta love it!

Shinozaki noticed Shiori doesn’t get mad at people for their mistakes. She gets even! I kid. People make mistakes because we’re not perfect, so we should judge them on how they correct them. Then we can get mad if they make it worse! Here we go. Shiori’s angry at Shinozaki! Why? Because he hasn’t made enough reports about his successes! That’s not scolding. That’s slightly sadistic pampering. Yes, Mommy Shiori, whatever you say. Har. Tiny Senpai Shiori needs to use the stairs to pat heads.

Late night working with Shiori-senpai. Shinozaki is a slave to Shiori’s pampering power harassment! Oh. Chill in the air. Shinozaki’s jacket is still warm. It feels like he’s hugging her! Shiori enjoys the sensations too much. This guy. Shinozaki likes how his jacket smells like Shiori now. Working hard is fine, but overwork is prohibited. Sunpick is not a black company.

Morning again, and Shiori still can’t find that cat. Hoho. Can Shinozaki become Shiori’s tomcat? No teasing! Punishment game: he has to say “nyaa~” after everything he says. Section Chief Chihiro enjoys watching office teamwork grow. Is that the new euphemism for sappy office romance?

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