Christmas already? Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out! starts on a
flash-forward. Are Sakurai and Uzaki-chan on a Christmas Eve date?
Uzaki-chan looks nervous. It’s their first Christmas date! I’m sure they
don’t call it a date. Dinner, video games, and cake – how is this
different than any other time they spend together? Sakurai drunkenly
collapses on Uzaki-chan after a love confession he won’t remember. Again,
I see no differences... Such a tease! We need to wait two and a half
months to see what happens.
The opening credits are fun. Studio ENGI insists on animating a
conventional fang for Uzaki-chan instead of a skin fang. A lowercase omega
is not shorthand for “double u.” I’ll call the show “S2” instead of
“double.” I see the Sakurai and Uzaki families here. Oh? Did Sakurai get a
surprise baby brother? Fun and family times will feature this season.
Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out! Let’s go! Now we’re back to the
restart of the university term in the middle of summer. Uzaki-chan is not
in study mode. Whoa! The second season’s aura effects are CGI richly
detailed. Sakaki calls this Uzaki-chan’s “haunted vibe.” She misses summer
already. Sakaki knows the score – Uzaki-chan hasn’t had her dose of
teasing Sakurai-senpai yet. Got it in one! Oh. Sakaki never heard how
Uzaki and Sakurai met. Lots of flashbacks to the first season. The first
episode needs to recap for new viewers. It’s news for Sakaki, so that
works out for plausibility.
Hahaha! Uzaki-chan full power mode! All it took was Sakurai walking
through the door. Senpai, senpai, senpai! So weird. When I watched
Jahy-sama, I could barely separate Uzaki-chan’s voice from Jahy’s.
Now in Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!, I can only hear Jahy’s voice
when I hear Uzaki-chan excitedly shout. I’m sure that will change soon.
Sakaki is impatient for the “baka couple” to acknowledge reality. Bowling
will cure the summer mode blues. Kuso Cat continues to impress with its
quality of cameos.
To the bowling alley for Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!! I love how
all the clerks in the Uzaki-chan universe wear glasses and G-cup bras.
That includes Ami, you know. Oh, yes. Uzaki-chan is polishing big balls!
Sakaki boiled down the whole relationship between Sakurai and Uzaki-chan
as the busty short-stack provoking the buff loner and Sakurai trying to
keep calm. So, it begins! Uzaki input their bowler names as “Hana, Punk,
and Hunk!” I’m familiar with ikemen (ć¤ć±ć”ć³
– good-looking guy), but I’ve never seen chinpira (ćć³ćć©
– hooligan).
Uh oh. When did Sakurai learn to channel his rage into power? Where’s my
training arc? Uzaki-chan senses trouble! Har! Sakurai is such a loser he
trained angry bowling by himself. Pathetic! Uzaki-chan and Sakurai feed
energy off each other. Ugh. Uzaki-chan plays dirty! “Cheering” for senpai
as he releases the bowling ball makes Sakurai flinch. So much cheating!
Who will win? Sakurai! Barely... Boo! Sakurai agreed to a second round.
You know he’s going to lose after that! These two are made for each
other.
Ami knows Sakurai and Uzaki-chan make a perfect couple, but she needs to
see them wear sexy clothes more! She’s sneaky! When Master Asai is away,
she’ll make Uzaki-chan cosplay! Flashback to Uzaki-chan Bunny Girl in the
first season of Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!. Ami and Master Asai
butt heads about the cafƩ catering to current trends. Ami goes too far in
trying to turn CafƩ Asia into an otaku theme venue. One day a week
wouldn’t be too bad! Putting Sakurai into leather hotpants and nothing
else would be too bad, though! Yay! Uzaki-chan in a maid uniform! Can we
get a second season of Blend S? Please? Ooh! Different maid
uniforms!
Uh oh. Uzaki-chan became suspicious! Master Asai wouldn’t let these maid
uniforms fit the vibe of a coffeehouse. Oh, yes. I want to see Uzaki-chan,
or Ami, in every one of these outfits! I want to see Uzaki-chan in her
bunny outfit again too! There it is. Leather hotpants for Sakurai and
nothing else. Nipples. That’s what Ami’s jealous about. Uzaki-chan saw
them all the time in high school! Uh. Didn’t Ami see Sakurai’s bare chest
during the beach trip arc in the first season of
Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!?
Ha. Hahaha! Tsuki Uzaki arrives to bring the insanity to eleven! Ami’s
craziness went there. Tsuki in a cosplay outfit, let’s go! Pole-dancing
oyakodon. That’s new to me. Oops. Ami’s descent into depravity is
over. Oh, yes! Ami is in Uzaki-chan’s bunny girl outfit! And that makes
Uzaki-chan jealous of Sakurai’s staring! Tsuki giggling is the best
reaction.
A new chapter for Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!, a video game
marathon! Sakurai wants to go to sleep, but Uzaki-chan won’t let him. It’s
too late for the shouting, even in the Uzaki household. Sakurai will have
hell to pay in the morning. Hoho, phrasing! Late-night screams of “one
more round!” leads to misunderstandings. Uzaki-chan’s friends think she
already has a boyfriend! So does everyone else besides the “baka couple!”
Sakurai needs to nap even more. These are the same couches where
Uzaki-chan and Sakurai yelled their first names to each other. What “baka
couple” things will passersby find them doing? Ooh, lovey-dovey naptime!
But they’re not dating!
The end credits for Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out! is a fun recap of
the romantic moments from the first season. Next time, Uzaki-chan wanna
make udon and hang out!
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