Saturday, August 15, 2020

Uzaki-chan wa Asobitai! - Episode 6 - Sakurai Uzaki Ready for the Beach


Get your body ready for the Uzaki-chan beach episode!




Yes! It's the beach episode! Uzaki-chan is in a bikini! Ami-chan is in a sexy swimsuit! Sakaki examines the melons before him. Master Asai (not included) tells us to get ready!

Before we get to the beach, we needed some housecleaning. Like, how did Sakurai's friends drag him somewhere for summer vacation? How did they afford it? And just how much time does Hana-chan (Uzaki) need to spend time with her gloomlord almost boyfriend? Even working together is too much, wouldn't you say? Ami and Master Asai would definitely not say that.



First things first, Uzaki carries around weapons of mass destruction. They are massive and they are dangerous! Ami is an expert because she's a size queen too, but Uzaki is a galactic overlord compared to her.



The college friends have already set up their beach spot, but Sakurai is already doing his loner thing by swimming like a pro working out. Ami chewed him out and instructed him to do beach-like things since they were at the beach. No goggles and swim caps! Speedos are okay on his hot body, I suppose.

Next, Sakurai has to pay compliments to Uzaki on her swimsuit and stick with her, or else beach boys will start hitting on her. Of course, Sakurai starts complimenting Ami's swimsuit because the Japanese language is too reliant on context for pronouns. Ami had a nice swimsuit on to cover her nice body, though. When Sakurai finally followed instructions properly, Uzaki acted like she was in the third grade by hitting her crush and excitingly telling what happened to her girlfriends later.


Sakaki took it upon himself to organize the usual beach event of melon splitting. Gamer girl Uzaki took it upon herself to confuse Sakurai with button mashing combos of various fighting games. Karma befell her when Sakurai tried to split her melon with his fingers. That's twice already that Sakurai copped a good feel on Uzaki while blindfolded. Jellyfish were involved again too.

Sakaki arranged the accommodations and the grilling since his family's summer house is close to the beach. His plan for the night was to scare Uzaki into Sakurai's arms during a test of courage during a night walk through the woods. Unfortunately, Sakurai is the biggest scaredy-cat and Uzaki just learned of his weakness. The teasing got out of hand.

Sakurai got his revenge on Uzaki, unwittingly, by turning her into his personal hug pillow. The next morning, he claimed to have the best sleep ever, which probably came from burying his face in Uzaki's boobs. Uzaki suggests he should get a hug pillow, but he doesn't know why. We are all waiting for those official Uzaki-chan hug pillows!

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