Episode 6 – “You’re Such a Wimp, Senpai ❤ / Senpai! Let’s Go to the Beach!!”
Hmm.
Senpai needed to brush up on his nerd cred halfway through the Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san season, and dreaming about playing an RPG with an isekai fantasy setting is an efficient way to do that. Besides demolishing Nagatoro in a fighting game, we’ve just seen Senpai being an arty guy while drawing manga. Dreaming about a video game, even one he makes up to put sexy girls in sexy outfits, quickly demonstrates how often Senpai plays fantasy RPGs, how often he consumes the isekai fantasy world genre across all modern media, and what kind of hentai genre Nagatoro occupies in his imagination. Senpai is one of us!
But forget all that. It’s the beach episode! Nagatoro shows her tan lines in a white bikini! She rubs sunscreen on Senpai in a fetish-specific way! That’s the fanservice I’ve been waiting for all season. Thank you, Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san, for showing how much you love your viewers.
Heh.
Oh? Will Sakura finally feature again? Oh. No. She’s just the isekai goddess that summons a Hero into her fantasy world to defeat the evil demon lord. Har. Senpai’s unique skill is “Virgin for Life.” What does that do? Does it keep him safe from sexual torture? Whew. Bullet dodged!
Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san’s first quest. Don’t let a big lizard eat you, Senpai! A wild Nagatoro appears! That’s Nekotoro to you, Senpai. Nekotoro and Senpai become an adventuring party to defeat the demon lord. Usual RPG level progression and quests. Those slimes look like pudding desserts. A big dragon gives them a tough time. Senpai can absorb much punishment. He’s used to it by now. Buff that buff leg! Ooh! Nekotoro kissed Senpai’s cheek! Ha. Here’s Gamo-chan too. Someone cursed her into that dragon form. Suspicious story. Yoshi’s entrance to the story is sketchy too. She hatched out of a dragon egg wearing a bunny suit!
The girls share suspicious looks as the party enters the demon lord’s castle. Is the demon lord here? Yes! Betrayal! Ha. All three girls are demon lords! Demon Lord Magatoro, Demon Lord Magagamo, and Demon Lord Magayoshi. Aw. Here’s the usual mean teasing that Senpai expects from Nagatoro. Senpai now has a dog collar. Kinky.
Ha, of course. Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san made it all a dream. Senpai fell asleep in his favorite diner while drawing something. Nice timing. Nagatoro and friends showed up right then. They wear nice gyaru summer fashion. Hoho! He drew Nekotoro and Nagatoro loves it!
The eye catches show 8-bit style character pages. Nekotoro is a Cat Fighter, naturally. The demon lord girls have all maxed out levels, except for Magayoshi. Her Intelligence Levels remain in single digits and she gets dumber in her dragon demon lord mode!
Yes. YES. YES! It’s the Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san beach episode! Tan gals in bikinis! Tan Nagatoro in a bikini! Tan Nagatoro in a bikini showing her tan lines! Deep breath. Let’s go!
Senpai thinks the beach is only for people with real lives. Watching TV with air conditioning sounds like real life to me. Hoho. No air conditioning for Senpai when Nagatoro comes calling. She wants Senpai to go to the beach with her. Of course, he’ll go. Nice. Yoshi and Gamo-chan come too. Nagatoro sounds meaner to Senpai with her friends around. She’s playing to an audience instead of just teasing Senpai for her amusement. Senpai gives them the benefit of the doubt by blaming the beach and its popular kid energy.
Speaking of popular kid energy, Gamo-chan brings the bouncy spirit to Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san first. Classic black bikini. There it is! Jealous Nagatoro looks! Yoshi joins the bouncy action in a cute pink two-piece. Don’t forget who’s your number one, Senpai. Oh yeah! Nice, Nagatoro! Pure white with black trim, accentuating those tan lines. Ha. She’s happy Senpai gave her the best reaction.
The girls want to swim but Senpai wants to sit in the shade and draw. Not taking advantage of his superior situation. Oh! Gamo-chan is a competitive swimmer too, but then Nagatoro has the swimming club credentials. And the race swimsuit tan lines! Nagatoro can’t leave Senpai alone. She also doesn’t want him to feel left out. That’s different. Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san won’t have a scene where someone learns to swim. Senpai just wants to avoid sunburns. Getting straight to the rubdown! Fun writing. Senpai claims he brought his swim trunks “just in case.” Nagatoro proclaims, “This is that case.” Yes, it is.
Uh oh. Senpai said he and Nagatoro aren’t dating, so she shouldn’t be rubbing oil on him. Worse, he worries about her reputation if people from school found out she touched a social outcast like him. Considering how much she hangs out with him after school already, Senpai’s concerns sound insulting and tone-deaf. No wonder Nagatoro became angry.
Time for Nagatoro’s special brand of teasing and “rough rubbing.” Ha. Nagatoro doesn’t want to share stepping on Senpai with Yoshi, but Gamo-chan already started. Hoho. The water bottles piled on top of the green tea bottle tell the story. Welp, Senpai won’t get a sunburn now.
Refreshing. Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san’s main character can have fun in the ocean without flotation devices or holding hands to learn how to swim. Fun in the sun, surf, and turf montage! How lucky is this guy? Three beautiful girls in bikinis share the entire day with him. Senpai got something else out of it too. Inspiration for his blank page. This is adorable. Nagatoro talks on the phone with him after the beach outing. Such a cute couple.
Awesome! Remember to watch the end credits for an 8-bit version of the ending theme music and an 8-bit recap of the first half of the Ijiranaide, Nagatoro-san episode.
Next time, Sakura reappears in person and brings all the boys to the yard. Also, summer vacation continues, so that means girls in yukata at the fireworks festival.
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