10 Second Anime - Fuuun Ishin Dai Shogun - Episode 2

Fuuun Ishin Dai Shogun - Episode 2

See? It's okay to be a virgin, whether you're 17, or 250, or somewhere in between. Then you too can pilot a big steam-powered robot nestled between the legs of an attractive young lady.

Heh.

I'm having too much fun with this show. The mix of gag humor, sexy girls, and action scenes has me already waiting for next week's episode. I'm so excited, I may need a slap in the face to get a hold of myself.

Okay, maybe not as strong a one as Kiriko is dishing out to Hyakusuke. どう びんた！(Do Binta!) means, "How about a slap in the face!" The master of gags for this show has to be Grandma. She's the ninja who's been raising Keiichiro for the last 17 years, and explains to us the real world ramifications of being cursed to remain a virgin just so a Tokugawa can control the Shogunate's big secret robot.

The way poor Keiichiro's curse works is that he breaks into hives if he starts having lewd thoughts about a woman, and then he blacks out completely if he gets too, ah, stimulated. This is why he blacked out last episode when Kiriko put his hand on her breast. The other part of piloting the big robot successfully is to be sitting between the legs of another virgin girl, which is presumably what Kiriko's assignment is. Grandma wonders if she's got what it takes in the crotch department to make this happen and have Keiichiro transport the robot back to the castle.

So, guess what.

This hot piece of kunoichi flesh is a virgin. She's now got a running gag with bowing like a wife to her Lord Keiichiro with Momotaro peaches floating around. This show is too fun.

We're introduced properly to another candidate for our virgin crotch when Keiichiro makes a mad dash to the red light district when he realizes that he can just give up his virginity if he doesn't want to pilot the robot.

Okay, technically, it's a tea house. Right. Just drinking tea. The gags with Hyakusuke's hair are going to be epic. He's also 17 years old, and just as nervous in being with a woman as Keiichiro. I was dying when they were both stammering to each other. And, for some reason, Keiichiro really likes the petanko (flat chest). Chiharu is a half demon fox who's been around for 250 years. Keiichiro treating her like a real person convinces her to change her ways of robbing her clients, and Grandma offers her a job at the bath house.

She's got some nice qualifications for being around Keiichiro. She's good in a fight.

And, she's also a virgin. I guess her specialty in the tea house were different kinds of fetishes and teasing. Well, well, well. Keiichiro has options for virgin help in the cockpit of his big robot. Maybe it's more effective if he's got two virgins straddling him...

Hmm.

Keiichiro says something pretty profound which convinces Chiharu to go straight:

You can curse the way you were born, but you can't curse the way you live.

Words of wisdom there. You've got no choice on the circumstances of your birth, but you make your own circumstances in how you live your life. This even impresses Kiriko, who sees perhaps Keiichiro really is qualified to be the new Shogun, and not just by heritage.

We've now got our love interest triangle established. We know Kiriko can't stand Hyakusuke. Grandma has the mind of a dirty old man, which makes sense, because she's been running a bath house all this time. It's time to get to know our villains, which is happening next time. With the title of Sex Witch, I'm sure Keiichiro is going to have some trouble maintaining his composure. It's just anti-itch lotion you've got there, right Keiichiro?