Do you ever feel like there are hidden words of wisdom on those infomercials you see late at night on the local channel? Like maybe your life really can change for the better if you just get the right kind of juicer? Well, in video games, it really is true! If you have the right kind of juicer, with the right ingredients, your quality of life (or at least gameplay) really can improve. Don't believe me? Just look at the glowing testimonials from Quake Wars on the over-the-counter energy enhancer, Stroyent!
"And look! Up to 30% more human goo!"
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