Helmety Politics?

I understand there's some kind of voting thingy happening next week somewhere near some corn... or something like that. But who wants to hear from the candidates about how they'll give you everything you want as long as the other guy pays for it? Let's talk to the people who really matter: the stars of viral videos. Stars like the Obama Girl and, and, ... oh yeah! Chad Vader!

"The first time I crushed someone was at the grocery store."