The bro emailed me this story, and I felt I had to comment on behalf of all fair-minded ninjas: that's just not right.
PORT ORANGE, Fla. — A 'ninja' helped another 'ninjas' rob a man in his Port Orange driveway, police said.
David Cheezum told police three man dressed as ninjas held him down, covered his mouth and took his wallet, cell phone and cash.
The ninjas were wearing gloves and had guns, police said.
Two problems that I can see. 1) Using guns. That's just not the proper form. Tying the guy up and hanging him from a tree - correct. Pointing guns at him - not correct. 2) Getting caught. Ninjas are not supposed to get arrested by the police, much less "resisting arrest without violence." Now, if that particular ninja was using some illusion jutsu, and confused the police for some amount of time, okay, that's fine, but you still have to get away. Bad ninjas. What is this world coming to?
Faux ninjas. Bastids.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of ninjas, did you see this?
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Sven
Bummer, it truncated.
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Well, IT God that you are, you'll figure it out....
Sven:
ReplyDeleteHeh. I did see that video! I liked how lonely and quiet the street seemed without any visible ninjas. Poor street.