According to a new study, if you're over the age of 65, and you drink 3 or more cups of coffee a day, your memory holds up better than if you drink less caffeine or none at all. Here's the kicker: it's true only for women. So, if you're a retired man, and don't want to be nagged and reminded about stuff you're already forgetting to do, I guess you should ask your wife to cut down on the java.
Well, damnit, I'm allergic to ...wait...what was that stuff?...
ReplyDeleteOh, yeah, caffeine! I'm allergic to that stuff.
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What were we talking about?
Brenda:
ReplyDeleteYou're a programmer who's allergic to caffeine? I had no idea such a beast could exist. My world has been blown asunder...