Thursday, July 19, 2007

Hand Sanitizers Better Than Nyquil

"Better than Nyquil at what?", you may ask. At 124 proof, it's way better in getting little kids drunk. Instead of rubbing the lotion into the skin, the kids just lick their hands clean. Cheers! Just another reason to avoid the rise of superbugs, with the bonus of stopping the trend toward raising a future nation of paranoid germaphobes.

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