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Is that like the shortest giraffe? Or the heaviest chihuahua? Or the fastest turtle? How many more oxmoronic animals can you think of?
Is that like the shortest giraffe? Or the heaviest chihuahua? Or the fastest turtle? How many more oxmoronic animals can you think of?
Given my *ahem* liberal definition of the word "animal", does honest politician count?
ReplyDeleteHeh. Well, politicians are neither vegetable or mineral, but they are slimy like certain types of mold.
ReplyDelete[mills lane voice]
I'll allow it!
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Gosh...given your generosity, I guess I'll submit a few more.
ReplyDeleteLiveliest sloth.
Evilest puppy.
Stupidest (TSW) gerbil.
Prettiest lamprey.
Fatwa:
ReplyDeleteHee! Riffing on your lamprey:
Most kissable hagfish.
Driest slug.
Friendliest crab.
Chicken with the fattest lips.
"Most kissable hagfish."
ReplyDeleteAyup...that's some purt' good wrongness y'got there.