Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The Milk is Bad! RAHR!

This is just one more reason to take your coffee black: Man seized by 'coffee rage'.

Defence lawyer Mark Dollimore told the court the disorderly behaviour charge was laid after Hobbs suffered a case of "coffee rage" at Nelson's Yaza Cafe.
Mr Dollimore said Hobbs considered himself a coffee connoisseur, and was adamant he was being served coffee with curdled milk.

I don't think this qualifies as a version of the Twinkie defense or even the unicorn defense.


h/t to Grind Your Beans
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2 comments:

  1. MariposaApril 17, 2007 at 6:15 PM

    [sarcasm]
    Of course not...it's not even close to the twinkie defense
    [/sarcasm]

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  2. Petrarchan MotifApril 17, 2007 at 7:09 PM

    Dude - if he actually drank the curdled milk, he might have been able to deploy the irritable bowel syndrome defense.

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