Animal Activists to Protect Rhino Sex

Animal rights activists in Germany are protesting the proposed plan to build the world's largest ferris wheel, because the lighted wheel may prevent rhinos in a nearby zoo from getting it on. First off, Reuters is just shilling for the group's press release, since there is no explanation of how a light source would disrupt rhino sex. Last I checked, rhinos do it in daylight, standing up, in public places (kinky!). Second, instead of the group lobbying for money to help the zoo nocturnalize the enclosure, if such a step is necessary, the activists try to prevent a theme park. Remember, activists are losers, because they don't want to win, otherwise they would have nothing to protest. If they had approached the zoo, board members and sponsors might have donated the money to refit the rhino habitat, but you see, the activists' agenda isn't really about the sexually frustrated rhino. It's about preventing rich people from getting richer.