Less Porn, More Work

As time moves forward, as it inevitably does, our conceptions of the world around us, sadly, become misconceptions. Why this reverie for changing world-views? It has come to my attention that the internet is not used for finding new avenues to free porn as much as it was in the 1990's. My conception, that information technology development was fueled by pornography and video game publishing, has been severely shaken. The male geek no longer roams the virtual world homogeneously, but must now contend with the strange new species, "woman," as she searches for "people, travel, places, computers and the internet, health, education, [and] entertainment." It was my view that data compression research and development came from the desire to see more pictures and streaming video of naked women than for sharing information and knowledge. Video game engine design drove the need for faster processing chips, although that's just what the NSA and university math departments might have wanted us to believe, for their own nefarious ends. According to Professor Amanda Spinks: "Back in the 90s, it was probably young male geeks, but now the demographics are changing with mums and dads, kids, grandmas and business people all searching the web." So, male geek, your IT power has been cut in half, but I say, maximize your remaining power by slashing demons, boosting cars, tackling quarterbacks, and always, always hump your kill-tacular triple kill.