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Watch out, Naoe! A goat lady in a naked apron wants to eat you up!
Naoe’s monster girls work out at the park. Oga must be in heaven with all
the small children running around. Uh oh. One of them is taking all the
others’ candy. She’s cheeky. Ah. She hides her ears under a hoodie, so she
must be another monster girl in Plus-Sized Elf. Oga can’t stand it!
She loves the sassy cutie! Sass does not include slapping a Dark Elf’s
ass. Elfuda calls out Kobo as a kobold, but Oga eats up the tricksy imp’s
sob story. Elfuda pulled her bow out of “somewhere” again. We know Kuroeda
magically summons her staff.
Kobo, the kobold (Kotori Koiwai, Elaine from
The Seven Deadly Sins), has a fat face from extorting candy from little kids. Naoe has
suggestions! Jawline exercises involving the tongue are mildly suggestive
and an advertisement. That’s tongue-wagging from
Plus-Sized Elf that I can get behind! Or in front of, if you know
what I mean, and I think that you do. I prefer this kind of cheekiness,
but the better would be from Kuroeda’s rear-facing cheeks. Oga wants to
smush!
Oops. Naoe’s request for Kobo to stop extorting children backfired. His
facial exercises worked so well that she gained fans who gave her gifts
instead! That’s high lolicon simp energy. Which includes stalker MILF
energy. Kobo has a high probability of seeking Naoe’s face-slimming
services again.
Oh no. Elfuda still can’t curb her french fry addiction, but Naoe has also
gained weight. No room for hypocrisy at the Smiley Boar’s Clinic. Ack!
Naoe keeps gaining weight! What is wrong? Dark magic. A succubus usually
gives sexy dreams, not fried potato feasts. What? That’s actual food!
Naked apron dark meat FTW! This succubus wants to be Naoe’s newlywed
waifu!
Elfuda and Kuroeda block the black sheep’s magic! How did they know where
Naoe lived? Ah. They stalked him because they noticed traces of black
magic on him. Elfuda calls the succubus a “Satyr,” which is odd because
folklore traditionally describes them as male. Plus-Sized Elf’s
version feeds on greed instead of lust. But I see gluttony, not greed.
ę¬²
(ćć, yoku) means “greed, craving, desire, avarice, wants” but doesn’t
have a sexual component. The kanji often combines with others for more
specific types of desire (like
é£ę¬²,
ććććć, shokuyoku — appetite for food) and is the basis for one of the
most common Japanese words,
ę¬²ćć
(ć»ćć, hoshii— to be wanted by someone).
Whoops. Elfuda and Kuroeda can’t stop bickering among themselves to
prioritize saving Naoe from the Satyr. Plus-Sized Elf always
emphasizes the jiggle physics. The Satyr won’t let the elves take away her
hobby. That’s right!
Satero
(her name) likes cooking for her victims! Hahaha! Naoe asked her if she
also feeds off carnal desires, but she’s a prude! No lewd thoughts! Elfuda
and Kuroeda need to stop her from slapping him silly, which means Kuroeda
must sacrifice her panties for one more spell. I like how her cape
magically drapes to one side so we can always see them. Bow vs. soup
ladle. Elfuda wears another potato T-shirt.
čē
(ćććć, imo mori — potato serving) is proof enough for Satero to accuse
Elfuda of overindulgence.
Hah! Naked aprons for Elfuda! Satero’s devil tail conveniently hides her
tan, ripe peach. Kuroeda’s ruined bottoms barely cover hers. Thank you,
Plus-Sized Elf, for this recurring joke. Elfuda embarrasses the
virginal Satero through more wardrobe malfunctions. Satero has been
finding plenty of avarice to eat in the human world. Aw. The
black sheep
can’t marry anymore because a man saw her naked body! She’ll have to eat
Naoe’s gooey stuff for the rest of his life. I don’t see anything wrong
with dark, juicy lambchop waifu meat. On the other hand, Kuroeda regularly
rips her panties off in front of Naoe.
Elfuda knows Satero will be back, so she proposes Naoe’s monster girl
harem invade his apartment…er, take turns guarding him! However, that
doesn’t work if they’re all there together. Satero wants another shot at
Naoe’s man meat!
Satero and Kobo share the screen for the end credits.
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