Akemitsu still has Kagura’s proposition about erasing his debt and repairing the temple if he leaves. Forget all that. Let’s pound mochi! Kurage flat-out says, “Pounding mochi is ecchi, isn’t it?” She keeps saying Yuzuki is pervy, yet Kurage gives a college-level discourse on female and male symbols. Slap, slap! Uh oh. Too many mochis to pound! Slap, boin! That’s not better!
Oh boy. Here we go. Kagura filled Mia’s head with sexy nonsense again. Moon rabbits pound mochi for eternal life, but TenPuru gives us bunny girls. Kagura calls this scenario “Bunny Penance: Mochi Pounding Version.” Kagura is so savvy. She maneuvered Akemitsu’s “strong, masculine arms” to squeeze Mia’s mochi from behind. Hahaha! Kagura claims this is how the “Shared Haori Penance” works. It’s in the book! Ah, yes. Pounding mochi is indeed dirty. What? How did Kagura fool Tsukuyo into wearing a bunny girl suit? Oh. Blackmail about their accidental kiss. Har. Even Kurage has an age-appropriate rabbit costume. And Nyagosuke the cat! Sexy, fun times are over because Yuzuki arrived. Later, Kiki tried to lure Akemitsu into following her to another temple. Jokingly and flirtatiously, of course.
Beware! Buddhists are invading a Shinto shrine! Oh, Akemitsu. The two religions don’t fight anymore. The temple girls wear beautiful New Year’s Day kimonos. Aw. Tsukuyo’s tsundere nature disallows slathering layers of compliments. Ha. Kurage insists on compliments for adult women, yet she runs to receive candy for children. Uh oh. Mia gave Akemitsu sexually aggressive advice on how to praise women’s appearance. Yes. Do not say those words on Shinto shrine grounds.
TenPuru took long enough to provide Kagura’s backstory from her perspective. Mia went on an “erotic strike” when she rebelled against the Christoph family’s sexual philosophy. Kagura proposed to Mia’s mother that she take the rebellious teen to Japan, the land of perverts. But Mia would stay in a temple to block her temptations to increase her libido, which would then explode! Well. That didn’t work out. Kagura had to Photoshop herself out of sexy pictures to fool the Christoph matriarch into thinking Mia has sex partners. And Akemitsu became Mia’s friend. Friend-zoned guys don’t have sex, so Kagura needs to remove him. Kicking his balls won’t do that, though. But how can Kagura refuse her friend, Mia?
Next time, flaming love chortles? Cackles? Crackles?
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