BREAK.12 — "Onslaught!!"
Cycling Porn.
Yowamushi Pedal tells us Naruko's Pinarello is a proper Italian bike because of its Campagnolo shifters and brakes. It's also a suitable climbing bike because of its shallow rim climbing wheels to match Yuuto's Cervelo. Imaizumi's Scott displays the first version of Shimano's electronic shifting Dura-Ace.
Heh.
The former Big Three watches from afar. Yowamushi Pedal needs to give us more of Kinjou's deep voice. Otoko! Well, we can still hear it from a depressed, masterful cat. Naruko and Yuuto bump shoulders, then Naruko shows Yuuto what kind of climber he has become. Still flashy! So creative: Loud and Flashy Climb! Teshima looks like he's about to collapse. Onoda can feel the last of his spirit transfer through Teshima's back pat. His cycling death scene is complete.
Sohoku's plan begins. Imaizumi, go! Hakone still thinks Onoda is merely the "mountain ace" instead of THE NATIONAL CHAMPION OF JAPAN. Sohoku's #1 is the team ace, period. Naruko is the spoiler for Hakone's attacks. These moves are all good team tactics. Manami can smell something in the air, so he doesn't want to burn his matches yet. Kyoto Fushimi is coming!
Midousuji provokes Ashikiba the way he tried with Onoda last year. Hakone's tall rider recognizes the mental tricks, but how will he respond? Yuck. Komari still likes under-the-clothes muscle massage. He can't enjoy Ashikiba's dried-out, used-up flesh. Midousuji has names for the Sohoku and Hakone riders. Which is the "house fly" and the "sand fly?" Har! Komari slipped under someone's bike shorts. Who? Hahaha! Kuroda blocked Komari with his thigh! What a sacrifice! Fujoshi swoon! It's just plain creepy.
Fun. Yuuto came back to help Kuroda spoil Kyoto Fushimi's climbing rhythm. Komari doesn't care about any of that. He wants Manami's thigh flesh! Next time, Yuuto shows his team spirit.
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