Wait! Yuzuki didn’t mean it that way! She wanted Akemitsu to be live-in labor for the temple. Extracting money to pay off his father’s debt instead of libidinous fluids. Whoa. Yuzuki could handle herself if Akemitsu ever got handsy. Her strength explains how she carried two rice bales when she met Akemitsu in the first TenPuru episode. Oh. That poor Buddha statue. It’s not sporting a packing tape scarf for fashion purposes. Mia and Tsukuyo, the second Aoba sister, don’t want a man at the temple. Kiki suggests a seduction strategy. I like her because she’s manipulating the girls for entertainment purposes. I approve because I want to see busty Tsukuyo get it on too! Ha! Everyone agreed Tsukuyo had the sexiest body next to Kiki, of course. Buddhist nuns shouldn’t play pervy pranks, you know.
Five o’clock and Akemitsu starts temple chores. And he’s done! Uh oh. The girls at the Crescent Moon Temple are too used to living without the male gaze. Slovenly sexy pajamas on Yuzuki there. Uh oh. Tsukuyo can’t complain about Akemitsu’s cooking because it’s better than everyone else’s. She’ll have to follow Kiki’s seduction plan. Boobs in the face! But before that, can she take down his other skills? Nope. Even accounting software! Waterfall training with a fire hose? Okay. Kiki can barely hold in her laughter. Satori (悟り, さとり — enlightenment) reached from a high school girl’s uniform. Akemitsu is one of us in TenPuru! Tsukuyo fell into Kiki’s trap.
Bathroom lucky lecher hijinks! Let’s go! Uh. That’s no longer an accident, Tsukuyo! “Only nymphos suddenly strip off their clothes!” she thinks. Not true! Unfortunately. Tsukuyo meant to put on a show for Yuzuki, but I’m sure an accident will still occur. There it is. Naked falling box protection. Now it’s a lucky lecher scene! Sealed with a kiss! Tsukuyo’s pervy plot worked, but now she regrets it. She makes a cool nympho, though. Even her Fanta, er, Budda orange soda can’t make her feel better. Worse, Yuzuki is avoiding Tsukuyo now. Does Yuzu think Tsukuyo is a hussy? Oh. The innocent Yuzuki saw man parts and recalled those bits when she saw Tsukuyo’s face. All the secrets came out, including the “seduction strategy.” Akemitsu will be staying, except he already left!
Har. Akemitsu tried to turn himself into the police for lewd behavior but made it sound like he was bragging about his good luck with women. And now he’s living under a cardboard box by the river. For TenPuru, life comes at you fast! He resembles a roadside shrine. And Yuzuki found him before he could sell his organs for fast cash. Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me people misunderstood each other inside a comedy? I’ve never heard of such a thing! This art form surely should hit its apex after 500 years of development. What’s that? Shakespeare? Who’s that? Yuzuki thought Akemitsu was younger than she was. Nope. A 21-year-old college student is older than a seventeen-year-old high school girl. Well. She can teach him how to rely on others, pointing to the tagline in the anime title. Shouldn’t adults aspire to be independent? No!
Yuzuki may be a meathead, but she is correct about not living alone. Even a hermit in isolation does not feel lonely. Most contemplative traditions have communities of women and men living and praying together. Okay, but in TenPuru, Akemitsu still needs to figure out how to make his boner madness not ruin his life. Good luck with that, when he can ogle wet white shirts and nympho boobs daily. Tsukuyo added another 50 thousand dollars to his debt for taking her first kiss. Enlightenment is expensive! Phrasing, Tsukuyo, phrasing!
Mia is undone. Kurage claims Yuzuki used to be dumber. Yay! She said the line! “Being pervy isn’t a bad thing, you know?” Buddha had children, Kurage is the daughter of a monk, and even Yuzuki is probably pervy too! Ah. Deadpan humor. Be wary of this one. Kurage can activate Akemitsu’s lucky lecher skills remotely! Mia woke up to depravity.
Ooh! The end credits put the girls of the Crescent Moon Temple on display!
Next time, Mia wants nuts with her ice cream and knows where to get some.
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