Friday, January 17, 2020

Ishuzoku Reviewers - Episode 1 - Stunk Human Rates Elf a 9


The human adventurer Stunk is a big fan of 500 year old elf girls, mainly because they still look young to him.


The opening credits make clear that the men in this fantasy setting with RPG mechanics love going to the red light district and comparing how the different races of girls "get along" with the different races of men.


Stunk loves elf girls, but his elf buddy Zel thinks they're terrible old hags, while he prefers 50 year old human women. Stunk asks his adventurer buddies for a reality check, but it's clear that Beastmen and Halflings have other ideas when it comes to human and elf females.


The first eye catches of the season feature the jiggly elf girl Stunk likes so much.



While traveling, Zel and Stunk rescue an Angel named Crim. He (his gender isn't really a him since angels have both kinds of "bulges" but Zel and Stunk didn't need to know that) can't go back to Heaven right away because his halo was hurt and needs to heal. Stunk and Zel quickly get him defiled with a cat girl, trade notes about a jiggly octopus girl, and then offend their waitress Meidri by reviewing her species the Birdmaid.



Meidri did not like that her body's best kept sensual secrets were going to be displayed to the bar's patrons. She had a soft spot for her regulars Stunk and Zel, but we'll have to see if she still cares about them after this stunt.

Geh.

Since these jiggly girls are getting rated as prostitutes, it only makes sense that we would see them in NSFW work conditions.


The opening credits had lots of nice nudity and even some slip-ups with the censor badges covering up certain jiggly lady parts.



Kanchal the Halfling really doesn't like 500 year old elves, no matter how good they look. Halflings must not live very long, because anybody approaching the age of a "hag" is no good in his book.



Yes, they showed Crim's very detailed "bulge." This show doesn't hold back on anything.





The jiggly Birdmaid the dudes "reviewed" was very sexy indeed. The comparisons to Meidri the waitress were inevitable.


The end credits had the dudes singing their praises for all the sexy, jiggly girls they'll find on their adventures.

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