A couple of months ago, I noted that I should be posting more selfies...

Note to self: if @SteveMartinToGo is posting helmet selfies, then I must increase my own production capacity. http://t.co/kWft8mjtiN
— Joseph Morris (@joeschmo1of3) June 9, 2013

However, they were supposed to be helmet selfies. Um, how about one where I should have been wearing a helmet, and you see the loopy aftermath?


Well, at least you can see the helmet tan on my forehead...

"The eyes seem to follow you around the room!"
"Yeah, if you were bumblebee on meth..."