Frank Discussion on Immortality

It's a bit of a boring day, unless you like poring through all the election data. I picked all winners, except for my local city tax continuance. A utility tax was set to expire, but nooo, people wanted to keep handing their money over to the city. Go figure. So, to remind us that all of these events are fleeting, let's listen in on Sam and Max's conversation on the nature of your average weiner. Vegetable, mineral, immortality through preservatives?

"PBS is nothing but government-sponsored lies! Hot dogs don't decay, everybody knows that!"