Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Sex With Bikes...

No. Not "Sexy Bikes." Sex with a bike. I'm trying very hard not to picture the required logistics, mainly because, as someone who is accustomed to having his crotch attached to a bike seat for hours on end, different tactile sense receptors are activated than one usually associates with pleasurable adventures. All I know is, the man convicted of "sexual breach of the peace" better be using a bio-degreaser in the aftermath...

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