Now, I've never been to a ninja poetry slice, but I imagine that the front row has to put on a splash guard like they do for Gallagher. Except, instead of vegetables, the ninjas actually battle the forces of darkness, with their rhymes! One can only wonder at the ick factor during the performance of this ninja childhood favorite:
Silly Sarah was a zombie
Wacky, wild, weird, and wombie
She loved walking
She loved rain
She loved groaning
She loved braaaiiins!
Poetry slice organizers should at least announce if they're going to include that particular poem, just so audience members can get their zombie plans in order. But whichever hairy tentacled monster meets its gory end onstage, don't forget your berets!
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