"That's not my bag, baby!"

I don't know what it is about European men sticking their whozits in external cylinders, but that's apparently the application design for a spray-on condom:

[Jan Vincenz] Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom.

"It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash."

Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip.

Thankfully, no pictures.