Dude - It's not their fault. Terrierists are just misunderstood. The stress from always feeling like they're underfoot and the humiliation they feel from the larger breeds causes them to lash out at ankles.
Dude: Ah, we're getting to the root causes of Terrierism - sexual repression. Wait, that was the root cause in the 90's, what is it this decade? Poverty again? The big dogs have better collars!
Dude - but are there 72 vestal toy poodles in heaven? Is that what the terrierists are fighting for? Understanding their motivation is key to making sure we rollover and play dead for them in just the right way.
Dude - if you didn't vote for Hammy, then the Terriers win.
ReplyDeleteDude: We need some more good comments, because I shot my wad with the terrierism bit.
ReplyDeleteDude - It's not their fault. Terrierists are just misunderstood. The stress from always feeling like they're underfoot and the humiliation they feel from the larger breeds causes them to lash out at ankles.
ReplyDeleteDude: Ah, we're getting to the root causes of Terrierism - sexual repression. Wait, that was the root cause in the 90's, what is it this decade? Poverty again? The big dogs have better collars!
ReplyDeleteDude - but are there 72 vestal toy poodles in heaven? Is that what the terrierists are fighting for? Understanding their motivation is key to making sure we rollover and play dead for them in just the right way.
ReplyDeleteDude: So that's why that "uncovered meat" comment from that Australian cleric was the yip heard round the world.
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