Remember when Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France for the 7th time, and he made that nice speech at the end? You could tell he still had some issues with the French, and how they treated him during those seven years. What if he said what he really wanted to say? Hmm... what would that look like?
"That's right all you li'l Pepe LePieus, Lance Armstrong is large and in charge!"
GooooooOOOOO, Lance!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I think Contact Tour de France would be fun. Bonus points for hitting snot-nosed French kids crossing over the road during race time. (Didn't one racer get injured when that happened once? I always thought that was a put-up job.)
Gooooooaaaaaaallllll!