Errant Missile Strikes New York Highway

Well, that should have been the headline in the New York Times, but instead, Reuters reports it this way: Missile falls off truck onto New York highway.  Honestly, sex it up, make people think something horrendous happened, because we know you guys need to sell your subscriptions.  What with the newspapers' circulation numbers way down, you've got to help your clients out.  Sadly, no pictures.  I would have loved to see an empty Tomahawk cruise missile crumpled on the side of the highway.