Sunday, June 25, 2006

Grampa Feels Uncomfortable Around Grandkids

Here's a funny story on the AP wires (funny, as in funny - oh no, instead of funny - ha ha, or funny - uh oh).  I can't imagine ever wanting or even considering having a penile implant installed, much less one that works like like a telescoping tube.  *Shudder*  Here's the money shot, er... quote:

He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren.

The company that makes the implant filed for bankruptcy last year, obviously feeling the, uh... pinch from Viagra.  Well, if you're going to have a ten year long erection, you may as well enjoy it with $400,000.  Also, I've heard of breastworks and flying buttresses, but what would you call this?  Suggestions?

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