America a Bigger Threat than Spanish Apes with Rights?

Okay, one more ha ha post before I call it a day: IMAO made up a list of larger threats than America, after poll came out concluding that Iran with nuclear weapons is not as dangerous..  The best one is about some idiot in Spain trying to give apes human rights.  The second best is Don Rumsfeld trying on his new "strangling gloves."  And finally, the third best is an operational printing press at the New York Times.