10 Second Anime - Amagi Brilliant Park - Episode 3

Amagi Brilliant Park - Episode 3



Seiya's reign of terror begins by closing down the park. Viral marketing increases attendance slightly. Behind the scenes problems begin to come to the fore.

Heh.

No wonder this theme park is having problems. They close every Friday, and they don't even do any maintenance or improvements? It's like the entire park suffered from mass depression.

The staff members have been phoning it in for too long. Seiya's orders to extend park hours and actually work on Fridays and Holidays, which is when theme parks are supposed to make their money, is met with childish thumbs down.

Seiya's last suggestion, making everything free, is too short-sighted for just increasing attendance. Moffle speaks of artisans' pride in their work and the accountant says they have to pay their bills.



Yes, I'll listen to whatever Ashe-sama says. Anything she says... What a travesty she wasn't included in the advertising video! Anyone who says different is going to get a "come at me, bro!" from Moffle.



Man, who wouldn't want to give that annoying family a good whooping? No wonder that video got so many hits overnight. Seiya really does know how viral marketing works. And talk about a glass jaw on the punk father.

Splash zone organic traffic driving is something native Maple Landers just don't understand.



I don't know why, but seeing Macaron stick his orange phone into an unseen vest pocket just tickles me so much. That and the shoes left outside the private room at their local bar. The shoes that look exactly the same as the magic mascots' feet. Hee hee! Which reminds me, "Good work everybody!"



Kanpai! Kanpai!!

Just how many muskets can Isuzu pull out from under her skirt? And Seiya is correct: semi-automatic fire is just wrong coming from a muzzle-loaded weapon.

Eh?!

Moffle is Latifa's ACTUAL uncle, not just an uncle-figure? And that she looks just like his sister? How... how do families work in this Maple Land?

Geh.

Let's just get to why we're all here in the Geh section of the blog post: boobs, butts, and bellybuttons.

I knew Isuzu was big, but I didn't think she was going to be the oppai queen with Sylphy obliviously spinning everywhere and striking yoga poses.

Salama is reminding me of Mirai from Kyoukai no Kanata and her microblogging.



It's just not fair. Team Pettanko versus Team Boin. Oppai is Free! Oppai is Justice!

Well, there's no accounting for taste, I suppose...

Nope. I tried. Oppai is objectively better. Which makes Isuzu best girl for the series.



Now if she only learned how to smile. Maybe she's mad that she has no place to pull her musket out of?

Hmm.

Two things we learned that could cause complications for the overall mission to get 250,000 guests in 80 days is 1) the nature of Latifa's condition requiring to stay behind a magic barrier, and 2) what is annoying or concerning Isuzu so much about Seiya, besides the obvious raging narcissism? These two questions form the basis of the cliffhanger for the episode. I expect one to be rather serious and the other to be played for laughs. The magic characters are worried about ceasing to exist without someone thinking about them. Perhaps Latifa suffers from this because she's half mascot type? I don't know how this works yet, so I'm curious about her ailment.

As for Isuzu, she seems to be very particular about things, so maybe she doesn't like Seiya files paperwork. It could be something as ridiculous as that.

Talk about ridiculous: how is Seiya reading Moffle's punch combos now? And why does Isuzu keep stopping him from landing a hit? That's something I want to see too.