10 Second Anime - Fuuun Ishin Dai Shogun - Episode 3

Fuuun Ishin Dai Shogun - Episode 3

The Sex Witch attacks. Susanoo goes beast mode. Kiriko sprays flowers.

Heh.

Ceiling Kiriko is watching you fap. Wait, is that how that goes?

荒 (arai), the last character shown on the pilot's screen before Susanoo turns into steam-powered Mecha Godzilla means wild, violent, or rough. As a verb, it could mean run wild, devastate, or lay waste. Beast mode sounds good to me.

You want more jokes with Hyakusuke's hair? Okay, there you go!

Such a simple creature. Just Chiharu holding his hand gets him all a twitching.

Houkouin, the Sex Witch, comes by her name through practice, not just reputation. From evening, uh, ministrations with her ninja assistant Tsubaki, to laying out her plans for Keiichiro. I think she's trying to be subtle here.

I said she was trying; I didn't say she was successful...

Oh, and public service announcement: Buy the Blurays.

Geh.

I need to remind you that Kiriko is a virgin.

But even so, kunoichi are still well-trained in the art of seduction and interrogation. If Houkouin is the one teaching Tsubaki all of her moves, just who taught Kiriko the Flower Splash technique?

This, um, harsh training the Iga Ninja go through is to protect their virginity. Sure, I can see that...

Hmm.

Under all that torture, Tsubaki names Houkouin's patron, Hitotsubashi, from one the branch families of the Tokugawa. So now, our Big Bad has a name. Also, I think Kiriko may have been too successful in her Flower Splash technique, because Tsubaki may have become her number one fan, which could be something to exploit, since Susanoo chose Chiharu to be the virgin to sit between Keiichiro's legs and get him all "wild." Maybe he picked the closest virgin. His hand hovered near Grandma for a second before landing on Chiharu, and Kiriko was way too far away. But now Kiriko has complicated feelings of rejection, disappointment, and some jealousy.

Well, we may have our villain for the season, but that doesn't mean we get to see him anytime soon. Next up, some more sexy side characters. Some kind of a pirate is after the robot, but to what end? I know. Sexy jokes at the expense of Hyakusuke!