Megami no Café Terrace - Episode 23 - Hayato Runs Past Topless Girls

Hayato started having fantasies about the girls he kissed, but not after they flashed naked body parts at him.

The mock trial farce continues! Yes, Valentina, four kisses from the other girls amount to a death penalty sentence for Hayato. How will the harem king survive? Logic has escaped these girls’ brains. Family members don’t kiss like that! Ami thinks they’re talking about the Japanese whiting fish (鱚, きす, kisu). It makes a tasty fried battered dish! Akane-chan, let’s go! Hekiru hates this idea. But will Goddess Café Terrace follow the “losing heroine” rule for whoever climbs the harem ladder rungs first? Block Ami’s delicate eyes! Hahaha! Hekiru made a Macross joke! Deculture! I don’t see a Zentradi going insane from watching a kiss in this room. Ohoho. Mao wants in on that tongue action! Ami wants some kisu sashimi. That wasabi makes for a spicy kiss!

One kiss down. Who’s next? Hayato would like to get all this kissing business over with. What the… Riho wants to set the mood with a kabedon (wall slam) scenario at Ami’s school! Complete with uniforms. Will Riho’s future bedroom activities include costumes and roleplaying? Riho borrowed Ami’s school uniform, but where did Hayato get a male version? Goddess Café Terrace offers no clues. Riho works fast. She even called the paparazzi to capture the viral moment!

Location change. The shrine is no good because the gods might object. Okay… How about a starry night looking at the beach? Too cold! Aha. Hayato realized Riho likes an assertive man to push her down! Ack. Riho’s tsundere streak messed that up. But how can Hayato kiss her when she’s least expecting it… when she expects it! Ganbare, Hayato-kun. Akane is still one kiss ahead of Riho in Goddess Café Terrace.

Uh oh. Riho’s Bizarre Kissing Adventure continues into the next day. Hayato has an ally of justice who can create an opening for an unexpected kiss. Ami can’t break through Riho’s defenses! She’s a hundred years too early to defeat a master! Goddess Café Terrace continues using blown-out brightness levels for its steamy censorship. Oh, good. The will-to-live cures terminal cancer just as well as time-traveling dream magic cures dementia. Defenseless! How do you like that chin-in-hand kiss, Riho? Akane’s grandmother was right about that playboy. Hah! Ami found her opening!

It only took nine months, but Hayato finally had an erotic dream about his roommates. That’s the wrong kind of furry pussy… cat I want to see covering that smooth skin, though. Mao would have jumped right into that mass of tangled limbs and flesh. Boo! Goddess Café Terrace sushi roll-blocked us! Time for the traditional end-of-year cleaning, although it’s too distracting for Hayato. At last, he became a horny male. He awakened his lucky sukebe power!

Here comes Goddess Café Terrace serving up another sexy dream. When will Ouka and Ami join the naked safari to tame his wild sushi roll? Oh no. Ami walked in on something more threatening than a caterpillar on Hayato’s crotch. Ami does not know about erections! No bug bite turns a peeking peepee that swollen! The kissing crew wants a peek at that rock-hard-peeking-peepee! They know how to make the swelling go down! Get out. Hayato can handle this himself. Wait, that’s not right!

Meanwhile, Moemi runs an efficient assembly line to move New Year’s Eve dinners out of the kitchen at the Chiyoda Diner. What does Valentina even do for them besides popping the chef’s hat off Moemi? Hekiru suffers from FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) and needs to see more deculture. Yup. Shiragiku pulled ahead in the harem horse race by tugging on Hayato’s nostalgic memories with Grandma Sachiko. Not fair! Shiragiku should have shared that info with her rivals! They all play to win. Ouka got them back on track. It’s a family dinner, and Hayato couldn’t feel more fulfilled. You know what happens in Goddess Café Terrace as soon as everyone is happy, right?

Epilogue time. Ouka designed the girls’ kimonos for the New Year’s Day shrine visit. But Ouka shows hesitation and detachment about being a fashion designer. And ambiguously wishes prosperity for the “five” workers of the Familia Café Terrace. Foreshadowing!

Next time, Ouka packs her bags and leaves the Familia! Maybe. And what does Truck-kun have in store for Ami? Who knows what melodramatic tricks Goddess Café Terrace will play in the season finale.