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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Megami no Café Terrace — Episode 13 — Goddesses in Cafe Uniforms

The goddesses of the Familia Café Terrace work hard and relax harder. Harem hijinks continue!

Ooh! The Familia Café Terrace continues from the summer drama and moves into fall. How do I know? Riho tells the regulars about a new fall menu. Ami has new funny Groucho glasses. Oho. Shiragiku and Akane hanging all over Hayato annoys Ouka. Jealousy? Appropriate public displays of affection? Harem drama! The workplace lacks discipline! Uh oh. Five girls declare war on the Familia Café Terrace. Who are they? Five new harem archetypes to worry about.

Ouka scolds the other goddesses. The café needs discipline! Ami is all about it! Ouka accuses Akane and Shiragiku of being in love with Hayato! Uh duh. But don’t impede the café’s service experience! They didn’t. Riho! Back Ouka up! Uh oh, again! Riho is in love with Hayato, too! Ack. Riho also has a “history” with Hayato in Goddess Café Terrace. Oh well. To protect the café, Ouka will cede harem advantage points to win the war! What war are you trying to win, Ouka? She’s also in love with Hayato! Nobody believes her, even after all the biscuit discussion. Because hearing young adult women almost say “chin-chin” is hilarious, am I right?

Cover Ami’s ears. Akane, the most “adult” of the goddesses when Shiragiku is sober, cross-examines Ouka’s “relationship” with Hayato’s biscuit. Chinsukou is an Okinawan biscuit that looks like biscotti, but the pun with chin-chin is too easy not to ignore. Ouka did more than look at Hayato’s biscuit, right? Akane calls Ouka’s bluff! Goddess Café Terrace has censored dialogue! Akane is so bold! Akane would have done “this and that” to Hayato’s biscuit without hesitation. Not fair! Riho complains about Ouka “getting ahead” of everyone else’s turn to eat biscuits! Riho’s in love with Hayato, too!

Hahaha! Both Akane and Shiragiku admit they’ve already confessed their love to Hayato. Forget all that. Riho wants to know from Ouka how Hayato’s biscuit tasted! Eep. Ami is the odd one out. When will Goddess Café Terrace show her growing up? Har. Ouka claims she’s lying about everything. No one believes her! Ahahaha! Ami never fails to disappoint! Hayato, tell the girls about your grown-up biscuit! Uh oh. Hayato blames Ouka for teaching Ami “adult” language.

Ami still plays retro video games, like Street Fighter II. She keeps the cartridge in a safe place. With her mask collection! “Blanka” demolishes “Cuile.” Ouka needs “girl talk” with her sister, Kikka. Hayato has a harem! And the other girls “got ahead” of Ouka! Kikka’s twin is not ready to admit she has feelings yet. Too much serious talking for Goddess Café Terrace now, so it’s time for loud yelling while naked in the bath! Steamy contrails of censorship! Ouka sees Hayato’s biscuit!

Oh. Ouka now likes Hayato. And that biscuit. Ha! Ami’s banana gives Ouka bathroom flashbacks. Oh, dear. A literal banana peel gag. And a water tub dropping! Big sis Ouka wants to tease Hayato. She awakened her dominatrix side! How often will we see Ami’s TRI (Tub Releasing Instrument) weapon?

Ack. This ghost story drama will end flatly. Bathos, people. That shadow looks like a cat sneaked inside the house. Ah. Goddess Café Terrace has an excuse for Akane fanservice and to introduce a vulnerability. She needs help to go to the toilet because she’s too afraid of the “ghost!” How embarrassing. The usually calm, collected Akane is a fraidy cat. This show has the best lines, “Just pull your underwear up already!” And she fainted after looking at a cat. Underboob is our reward.

Poor Hayato. He has another mouth to feed. Hahaha! Riho hates the Longcat meme! Even though it’s a boy, the kids named the cat after Grandma Sachiko.

Here we go. The grandmothers of the goddesses of the Familia Café Terrace have maiden names that Grandma Kasukabe recognizes. A bathos backstory develops for the summer season. Aha. Sachiko the cat found an old photo with six girls in it. Generational harem story!

Next time, the Familia Café Terrace has a knockoff café for competition. I like the tan one.

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