Beheneko - Episode 1 - Aria Shredded Clothes

Tama imagined his sexy master Aria would face lecherous monsters melting her clothes. Fantasy or concern?

Aw. Poor guy. Demons killed this knight, but his soul came back. Beheneko is reincarnation, not isekai! Whew. Give us a break, please, anime lords of dominance and decay. Whoops. The knight is now an S-ranked baby behemoth! That’s an adorable kitten of calamity, though.

Ohayou, Miss Busty Elf! What a delicate black ribbon you’re carrying… oh. That’s your flimsy string panties. Okay, she’s a dual sword wielder. She’ll meet the baby behemoth in the dungeon, I’m sure.

Crap. This kitten calamity killed Rimuru the slime! The eater shall become the eaten. Yummy slime. Har. The baby behemoth picks up the monster’s skills after eating it, like Rimuru from Tensura. Oh no. The minor monolith can kill a wyvern, but that S-ranked earth dragon stomped him. Have a slashed eye for a parting gift! How long before the kitten calamity has a rematch in Beheneko?

Ah. Miss Busty Elf saw a dual-wielding busty elf with a cat companion save her life. That’s foreshadowing for you. Yay! The baby behemoth got an eyeful of black crotch ribbon as Oppai Elf rescued him.

Yes, my minor monster, she is an angel. He found the softest pillows in the house. Uh oh. Is Miss Busty Elf curious about boy parts? Virginal mindset. Oho. The kitten calamity still thinks like a knight who needs to save curvy elves from monsters doing “this and that” to them. Ugh. Goblins. We know what they like to do to women. Ha! Our chivalrous shoggoth saved his angelic elf mistress. Belly rubs are the best reward!

Well. You don’t see that every day. The adventurers’ guild servers wear leather mankinis and chaps. Because gay musclemen wearing lipstick are so funny… right, Japan? At least Arnold Schwarzenegger… Holzweilzenegger (loose German translation — lumber time plowman, an expert in handling wood) knows how to keep his dining hall peaceful. Kasman plays the Gaston role in Beauty and the Beast, but we can thank him for telling the audience about Miss Busty Elf’s name: Aria. Uh oh. The kitten calamity has all the sharp, pointy things! Finally, the baby behemoth has a name: Tama.

Yup. Aria has a thing for balls. And for wine! Here we go, here we go. Beheneko’s bathtime for boobies! Since the guild has a spa, we can expect more of Aria’s adventuring friends to appear there with Tama.

Oh dear. Gaston… Kasman wants to kill Tama for getting in the way of his groping Aria. Why not a duel to save the kitten’s life? How can Tama help Aria win this overmatched fight? How about mistaking him for an elemental cat? Whatever that is. Warui monsuta janaiyo (It’s not a bad monster).

Ha! He said Beheneko’s full anime title. Thus begins Tama’s life as an elf-girl’s pet who mistook him for a cat. How long before he outgrows her cleavage mattress?

The opening credits show all the villains Aria and Tama will face. Also, I can’t wait to meet Aria’s blacksmith and adventurer friends (Stella and Vulcan).

The end credits have everyone paired up and sleeping in the same bed. I like the skimpy, tight pajamas the sexy girls wear.