Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Retail Upsellers

I'm getting some routine parts maintenance on my bike this week (read parts replacement), and one thing I'm hearing more often from bike shops is I need to replace my chain more often. They're recommending replacing the chain almost as often as I change my tires. Now, I can understand that a worn-out chain can wear down the chain rings and the cogs faster, which is my bad, I guess, but I don't like having to replace chain rings and gear cassettes once a year, or more. Maybe I just mash the hell out my bike, I dunno, but that's money I would rather not pay, if I can just replace my chain more often. However, I didn't use to hear about chain replacement so much, and perhaps the newer technology of lighter parts makes them wear out faster. I confirmed that as much when discussing the difference between the pro-elite cassette and the B+ cassette: pro stuff is lighter, but doesn't last as long as its lower level cousin. So, is the bike chain now the bike shop upseller product?

You know those other upseller products. "You want fries with that?" "Supersize it?" "Big tub of popcorn for only a quarter more?" "Oh, you gotta have the undercoat for your car." "Man, you really need the screen warranty for your laptop." By far the worst culprits are high end audio shops. They used to make a killing selling $600+ cabling for your speaker and component connectors. "The connectors have gold and palladium and cabling itself is shielded from all that electromagnetic interference. Oh, you should get an adapter to make sure you get clean power from your wall socket." As if we live in a third-world country with unreliable amperage. But those audio guys were killed by their own progress with the introduction of HDMI cables and optical cables. Like you need E-M shielding for photons bouncing around some plastic. Or that the bits of data traveling over cat-5 ethernet cable care about the copper pipes in your wall. Anyone trying to convince you that 15 dollar HDMI cable is inferior to the 400 dollar premium thinks you have the word "Doormat" stamped on your forehead. I guess they can still sell the premium speaker cable, but the digital connector cable market is gone, except for the customers who can be duped into buying them.

So, is this a thing now? The lighter bike chains have become an upselling product for bike shops? What other retail markets have their own upselling products or techniques?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Weekly Ride Report: 6/21/10 - 6/27/10

Date

Course

Type

Distance

Ride Time

Climb

Max Altitude

Max Speed

Avg Speed

Odometer

06/22/10 08:45 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.3

00:55:17

513

949

29.7

17.69

19390.3

06/23/10 08:45 AM

ToC Circuits

Climb

16.6

00:59:58

958

1230

37.7

16.61

19406.9

06/24/10 08:45 AM

Rose Bowl Hill Repeats

Climb

17.5

01:03:07

981

1282

30.3

16.64

19424.4

06/26/10 10:00 AM

Cycle Shop Tour

Flat

17.1

01:04:18

591

914

27.2

15.96

19441.5

06/27/10 08:00 AM

Incycle CycleDots Roller

Rolling

37.5

02:31:08

2145

1233

38.3

14.89

19479

 

Weekly Totals

 

105

06:33:48

5188

 

 

16

 

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Weekly Ride Report: 6/14/10 - 6/20/10

Date

Course

Type

Distance

Ride Time

Climb

Max Altitude

Max Speed

Avg Speed

Odometer

06/14/10 09:15 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.2

00:55:23

532

994

34.6

17.55

19252

06/15/10 09:30 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.2

00:55:24

563

982

29.7

17.55

19268.2

06/16/10 09:15 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.3

00:54:39

539

972

37.1

17.9

19284.5

06/17/10 09:15 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.5

00:56:11

544

932

29.7

17.62

19301

06/19/10 08:15 AM

La Tuna Canyon

Climb

40.7

02:34:18

2849

1997

37.1

15.83

19341.7

06/20/10 09:00 AM

InCycle CycleDots Loop

Flat

32.3

02:01:24

990

1436

34.3

15.96

19374

 

Weekly Totals

 

138.2

08:17:19

6017

 

 

16.67

 

Monday, June 14, 2010

The Ravens: An Image of Mortality

Recently, dear online friends have passed away suddenly, one last week, and one just last night. So, death and mortality has been on mind lately. I was reminded this morning, upon hearing the news of my friend's passing, of the scene I came upon this past Saturday while climbing the roads near the reservoirs in Angeles National Forest.

On the right side of the road, huddled against a stone retaining wall, was a large dead or dying common raven. It did not appear to be moving, and I thought it must have been hit by a vehicle while attending to some roadkill. As I slowly approached it (I was going up a steep climb), another raven swooped in from my left, carrying some food in its mouth, and cawing loudly and protectively. I recalled that common ravens mate for life, and the loud one must have been the injured raven's mate. As the raven shooed me away, I grimly thought of the futility of trying to feed the prone raven, as at least one of its wings looked badly crushed, and as I mentioned before, it already looked dead to me.

I'm not one to anthropomorphize, since I know most of the animal behavior we see is instinctive, not rationally decisive, and should not lend itself to a romantic view of Nature. Still, Man has Animal nature, which fully informs and influences our behavior and relationships, so I could not deny a sympathetic pang at seeing a desperate raven trying to coax to life or health its last, one true mate. So, my sympathies are echoed louder as I think of and pray for the spouses and families of my departed friends. I will miss them, and I pray their families have strength in the coming days.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Weekly Ride Report: 6/7/10 - 6/13/10

Date

Course

Type

Distance

Ride Time

Climb

Max Altitude

Max Speed

Avg Speed

Odometer

06/07/10 09:30 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.4

00:55:06

654

904

37.7

17.86

19122

06/08/10 08:30 AM

Huntington Library Laps

Rolling

15.7

00:56:42

1272

880

35.2

16.61

19137.7

06/10/10 09:45 AM

REI Loop

Rolling

17.4

01:11:29

1319

1330

40.1

14.6

19155.1

06/12/10 08:45 AM

Pasadena - Camp Williams

Climb

54

03:19:53

3661

2099

34.1

16.21

19209.1

06/13/10 12:00 PM

Pasadena Tour

Rolling

26.7

01:43:56

1668

880

37.1

15.41

19235.8


Weekly Totals


130.2

08:07:06

8574



16.04


Sunday, June 06, 2010

Weekly Ride Report: 5/31/10 - 6/6/10

Date

Course

Type

Distance

Ride Time

Climb

Max Altitude

Max Speed

Avg Speed

Odometer

05/31/10 09:15 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.4

00:55:58

733

941

30.1

17.58

18999.8

06/01/10 09:30 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.6

00:55:34

522

919

30.6

17.92

19016.4

06/02/10 09:15 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.4

00:55:07

959

922

30.2

17.85

19032.8

06/03/10 09:15 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.4

00:54:24

645

999

33.5

18.09

19049.2

06/04/10 09:30 AM

Rose Bowl Laps

Flat

16.3

00:53:38

583

931

29.2

18.23

19065.5

06/05/10 07:30 AM

Pasadena – Duarte

Rolling

40.1

02:39:38

2062

1672

32.2

15.07

19105.6


Weekly Totals


122.2

07:14:19

5504



16.88



Notes: This week, I recorded my personal fastest time on my usual flat circuit, which is about 6 1/2 minutes faster than my base performance in January as I started training for the Solvang Century. That's quite a bit of time to improve over 16 1/2 miles. This time savings translates to almost 40 minutes faster over a 100 mile distance. Not too shabby.

Saturday, June 05, 2010

Joeschmo's Stop The Insanity Rules

1. No one asked you to do these things.

2. These things don't help you do anything.

3. You hate doing these things.

4. So STOP doing these things.